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They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.
How about later tonight, you let me slip into something a little more comfortable...
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I would call Heaven and tell them an angel was missing, but I'm kinda hoping you're a slut! Hey baby, I'm kind of cold, Can I use your thighs as earmuffs?
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Fine, I'll put on a tux and we can call it formal sex.